Her: Do you think I am eating 30 grams of cheese:
Me: I don’t know, why?
Her: I think that is a serving. Is salsa good for you?
Me: I suppose, better than ketchup anyways.
Her: It is tastier too. Why is a chicken called a chicken?
Me: I don’t know.
Her: What is the name of the actress that was in that movie I watched?
Her: The movie I watched on Saturday…
Me: I don’t know what movie you watched on Saturday, I wasn’t here.
Her:It had a dog in it.
Turns out it was Lisa Kudrow in Hotel for Dogs… but clearly you should have known that. This was the breakfast conversation this morning, and took an elapsed time of 20 seconds! She prefers rapid fire questions. I am NOT a morning person, and it takes every ounce of patience that I have to not snap. Is there such thing as shaken teenager syndrome?